There’s funny, there’s outrageous, and then there’s The Onion:

Your Horoscope:

Scorpio October 24 – November 21

Your death will be so protracted and violent that investigators will let your mother down easy by telling her you were sodomized in half by a horse.

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Listening to: Brock 2004-08-07 Under African Skies

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