Kinda stupid, but made me smile

If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you would have $49 left.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.
With WorldCom, you would have less than $5 left.

But, if instead you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund, you would have $214 – in cash.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It’s a program called the 401-Keg.

A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles a year.

Another study found Americans drink, on the average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.

That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.

Makes You Proud To Be An American!

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